GREG THE GEEZADIY projects, home improvements, gardening and making the most of what we’ve got—sharing the wins, the lessons and the laughs along the way.
Not a guru. Not an expert. Not a bullshitter.
Real projects. Real life. No nonsense.
A Story of Loss, Love and Refusing to Quit
From the boxing ring to serious injuries and the struggle to start again, Greg Ohanian tells the true story of how he survived setbacks and loss, and how love and family gave him a reason to keep going.
Digging, positioning and backfilling — both borders are complete. Watch the original silent video and catch up before the slabs, decorative gravel and lighting go in.
Watch Part 6 & read the blog
The story behind Greg the Geeza: starting again in Klirou, building our home and garden, and sharing the jobs, mistakes and laughs along the way.
Read the Cyprus Mail feature ↗
Tiny House Talk shares the story of our expandable prefab family home in Klirou, from its arrival and unfolding to making it our own with Maria and Gabi.
Read the Tiny House Talk article ↗I’m Greg, a British Cypriot living in Cyprus with my wife Maria, my daughter Gabi, and our two beautiful dogs, Winnie and Bella.
This whole thing started with the stuff I was already doing around our place: building, fixing, landscaping, experimenting and generally trying to get things done without spending a bloody fortune.
Some things work. Some things definitely don’t. Either way, you’ll see the lot.
No polished influencer bollocks. No pretending I know everything. Just real projects, real costs, real mistakes and hopefully a few laughs along the way.
Garden improvements, vegetable patches, pallet builds and whatever the next project throws at me.
Honest opinions on the tools I actually use.
Family life, two dogs, a Sunday BBQ and whatever happens between the jobs. Just living life & having a laugh. 🍻
It isn't just one bloke wandering around Cyprus swearing at paving slabs.
There’s Maria, Gabi, Winnie and Bella — the rest of The Geeza Family. They appear in the videos, cartoons and general chaos surrounding Greg the Geeza, whether they volunteered for it or not.
This started with DIY. It’s gradually becoming its own little universe.
Welcome to The Geeza Family.
Maria runs Krinos Flowers, our family’s flower business. You’ll find more about it below.
The Man Who Won't Stay Down
Read my story →From an empty piece of land to our family home in Cyprus.
Our House — Watch the story →Follow the jobs from the first headache to the latest update, with the videos and stories together.
Outdoor storage, seating and useful things for our garden, made with the timber I already had. Explore 15 finished builds.
See the pallet builds →
From groundwork and a pallet-mould reality check to the river stones arriving. Start at Part 1 or catch up on Part 5.
Watch the series →
The soil washout, the repair and the first rain test. See what happened and how the job came together.
Follow the repair →
Family life, daft ideas and a break from the building work. Come along for the laughs.
Meet the chaos →
Click here for further details →A family business for over 60 years, now in its third generation.
Krinos Flowers creates bouquets and arrangements for everyday gifts, weddings, christenings and events, alongside floral tributes, crosses and funeral wreaths. Krinos also makes seasonal decorative wreaths, including traditional May Day wreaths.
Krinos Flowers is my wife Maria’s family business.
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